"If your life was being made into a movie, who would you want to play you?"
Anonymous

i thought about this for 30 minutes and i honestly don’t know 

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction

furples:

Gai Mattiolo Spring 2001 MFW

A line of roses lines the street where Michael Brown was shot

Chris Evans’ Ice Bucket Challenge 

theelusivebloggeur:

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

image

I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

she put a cooked egg on her leg..

using eastern orthodox christian imagery for fashion is messy & appropriative but that’s just my onion